Hey folks! The other day, Noritam mentioned to me and Kitty that she had some quests to do in Nagrand that she was having a hard time with. I had about an hour and a half before I needed to get to sleep, so naturally I volunteered to help her with a few. I also volunteered Kitty to come along and assist.
We all headed over to Telaari Station - Nor as herself, Kitty on his monk tank, and myself on my second hunter, who also had to complete the quests. Nor was already a few quests into the chain, so I left here in Telaari Station with Kitty and told them to wait there while I got to the same point in the quest chain. I said not to go anywhere, and that I would come back in a few minutes to show her where to go.
This conversation with another friend of mine should illustrate exactly how that went down:
i had to quest with my mother again last night
IT IS SO PAINFUL
we had to do the same quest hub right
but she was like 2 quests ahead of me
no problem, i know where to go to catch up
and i can do it in like 5 mins
so i tell her to sit tight while i go do that, then we will finish them together
as i'm off doing that, i see her dot on the map move
"where are you going"
"I think i figured out where i need to go, i finally figured this map out!"
keep in mind that i am standing where she needs to go
and she is running in the OPPOSITE DIRECTION
did her quest also tell her where to go anyway
which also happens to be into a huge pack of things that will kill her
also keep in mind that i'm locked to wehre i am
so i can't go get her
ALSO KEEP IN MIND that she doesn't always read her chat
and she doesn't answer her phone when it rings
i'm imagining this like a pleasant cartoon
and then WOLVES EVERWHERE
or some wow enemy equivalent
that is exactly what it was
it was wolves
well orcs riding wolves
if she had STAYED WHERE I LEFT HER
i was gonna say how did i know that but you said pack
in the SAFE PLACE
so that must be why
she would have been PERFECTLY FIND
enemies literally are not able to get there
she went running off by herself
DUM DE DUM DE~
so i'm typing at her in capslock
while finishing these few quests faster than ithink i've ever quested in my life
how colourful can your language get with your mom
"STOP. STOP MOVING. STOP. YOU ARE GOING TO DIE."
"TURN AROUND. DO NOT GO THERE. YOU ARE GOING THE WRONG WAY"
oh my god